An atheist was sitting next to a little girl on a long flight. He turned to the child and said, “this flight is boring, let’s have a conversation to keep it lively.”
“So what do you want to talk about?” asked the little girl.
“How about heaven, God and what happens after you die?” said the atheist.
“Let me ask you a question,” said the little girl.
“OK,” said the atheist.
“Well,” said the little girl. “Cows, goats and horses all eat the same grass, but they excrete in different shapes. Why do you think that is?”
The atheist thought for a while, then replied. “I don’t know.”
The little girl replied, “so what makes you think you’re qualified to talk about heaven, God and what happens after you die…if you don’t know shit?”