A little boy goes to his dad one day while he was working and asks, “Dad, how did humans come about?”
Dad: Well, God made Adam and Eve, and they had babies. They babies grew up and had babies and so forth….
Boy goes to mom while she was doing the dishes and asks the same question.
Mom: Well first we were apes, then over millions of years, we evolved into humans.
Boy runs back to his dad.
Boy: Dad, I just spoke to mom. You lied to me!
Dad: No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.