Only One Foot!

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Last updated: December 7, 2017 at 23:35 pm

foot photoA rich man from the United States went in search of a foreign bride. He soon found a beautiful young woman from a less developed country, who was very happy to marry him. The bride and her family were very excited, and the wedding date was soon fixed.

After the ceremony, everyone was extremely happy, and the groom took his bride to live with him in the United States.

What they didn’t know was that the man had only one foot! The other one was a prosthetic limb. One romantic evening, as the man took his newly-wed wife to bed, they both undressed. The man then proceeded to remove his prosthetic limb in preparation for intimacy.

The young woman was shocked. She didn’t expect that! She asked for an excuse and went out of the room. Quickly, she picked up the phone and dialed her mother back home.

“Mom,” she uttered in dismay, “the man only has one foot!”

The mother was confused, having seen the man walking perfectly with two feet. She thought for a while, then exclaimed, “You better be contended! Your father barely had nine inches!”

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