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This page was first published on the 5th of December, 2016 and last updated on the 5th of December, 2016 by Patrick Carpen.

A Personal Greeting from Patrick Carpen

Dear Valued Visitor,

My name is Patrick Carpen and I would like to take this opportunity to warmly welcome you to my personal website and blog. I have built it specifically for the eyes of a few special people and you’re one of them 🙂

On this website you will get the opportunity to learn a little bit about my life, work and special talents. Notice that I said a little bit, because the entire scope of my work, abilities and talents is so vast, it stretches to infinity and the human mind cannot comprehend it.

Now that we’ve had enough of bragging and boasting, let’s move on to a little bit about:

Patrick Carpen: What I do

Patrick Carpen's work

To make it short I’d like to say that I’m a writer, teacher, linguist, poet, songwriter, audiobook narrator, businessman, manufacturer, SEO consultant, web developer–I’m constructing this website myself 😉 –and many other things.

Patrick Carpen Dot Com: How To Use My Website

How To Use Patrick Carpen Dot Com

To unlock the treasure chest of each section of this website, please use the navigation menu in the left hand column. You can also explore other goodies at any time by using the various links on the top menu bar.

My Future Plans for Patrick Carpen Dot Com

Future Plans For Patrick Carpen Dot Com

This website is a work in progress and I will be constantly updating it and putting on new content.

Some sections are up to speed while others are hidden because they are still under construction. Nevertheless, I am outlining below my ever-evolving plans for this website so you can watch them unfold.

“Let us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .”- John Adams – Second President of the United States.

Books Written by Patrick Carpen

A special section of my website dedicated to showcasing some of the books I’ve written. These may include books already published and in the world market, books currently being published and books not yet published. These may range from children’s fiction and non-fiction, educational books, novels and more. I may also feature works currently in progress in this section of my website. Click here to learn more about books written by Patrick Carpen.

  • The Patrick Carpen Language Learning System

“A New Language Is A New Life – Persian Proverb.”

I’ve been learning languages “ever since I was a child”. But after struggling for years with traditional language learning methods in today’s market, I became a bit frustrated. Over the past ten years or so, I’ve been testing, tweaking and perfecting my own language learning system – the  Patrick Carpen Language Learning System. The Patrick Carpen Language Learning System helps anyone to learn a new language in a fun and entertaining manner in the fastest time possible. (Coming Soon)

“Let us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .”- John Adams – Second President of the United States.

Books Produced by Patrick Carpen

Here I will introduce you to books that I have not necessarily written myself, or all by myself, but have hired a freelance writer or writers to do it. In these cases, I most likely have played an integral part in the design, artwork, layout etc of the book. I may have contracted multiple freelancers to address various aspects of the book…everything from formatting and font type, to cover artwork, editing and proofreading. Click here to learn more about books produced by Patrick Carpen.

“Let us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .”- John Adams – Second President of the United States.

Books Adapted by Patrick Carpen

Here you’ll learn about books which were already published and which I have re-written and/or redesigned for a different audience or age groups or to enhance the presentation of the book itself. Click here to learn more about books adapted by Patrick Carpen.

“All The World’s A Stage – Shakespeare”

Movie Scripts by Patrick Carpen

I am currently working on a number of movie scripts. Here you can see excerpts and summaries of them. This section may feature scripts already turned into film as well as works in progress. Click here to read movie scripts by Patrick Carpen.

Websites Built by Patrick Carpen

Here you’ll get a glimpse of some of the most stunning, amazing and useful websites I’ve enriched the World Wide Web with. They include The Platinum Recipes Collection –  which is an ongoing saga of recipes and cooking related content. Click here to learn more about websites built by Patrick Carpen.

  • The Online Shopping Mall

Shopping Trolley 1

I’m presently building one of the largest shopping malls in the history of the internet. Patrick Carpen’s Online Superstore will stock everything from a pin to an anchor at rock bottom prices – with tools and features that will make your shopping experience a breeze. The Online Shopping Mall will be bigger than Ebay, Amazon and any other Ecommerce store combined. Comparing products has never been easier. Seeing all your brands in one place has never been easier, and selecting the item that’s right for you, at a price that will put a smile on your face, has never been easier either. Coming Soon.

There are too many websites on the internet, and that’s a fact. I’ll take the time to sift the wheat away from the chaff. Here I’ll introduce to the absolutely best of the best websites because of quality of products, price of products, innovation, usefulness, usability, customer-service orientation and all of the above. You’ll benefit for years of research and get straight to the point when finding what you are really looking for.

“The Sky Is NOT The Limit.”

Business Projects by Patrick CarpenI am presently spearheading the constructions of bridges, roads, schools, factories and hotels internationally. Here you will get a sneak-peak into my business and industrial plans or delve in and learn how you can contribute, whether as a volunteer, professional, laborer, partner or investor. Click here to learn more about business projects by Patrick Carpen.

Feel free to email me or connect with me on Facebook by clicking the Contact button above. I would be happy to hear from you!

Happy Reading!

Patrick Carpen

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