{"id":10,"date":"2014-03-10T00:37:32","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T00:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/ru\/?page_id=10"},"modified":"2015-09-19T18:26:43","modified_gmt":"2015-09-19T18:26:43","slug":"welcome","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/ru\/","title":{"rendered":"Patrick Carpen Welcomes You To His Personal Website"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This page was last updated on the 20th of August, 2015 by Patrick Carpen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Patrick Carpen also writes in:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Most Recently Published:<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Click Here To See The Complete List Of Articles Published By\u00a0Patrick Carpen&#8230;<\/p>\n<h1>A Personal Greeting from Patrick Carpen<\/h1>\n<p>Dear Valued Visitor,<\/p>\n<p>My name is Patrick Carpen and I would like to take this opportunity to warmly welcome you to my personal website and blog. I have built it specifically for the eyes of a few special people and you\u2019re one of them \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>On this website you will get the opportunity to learn a little bit about my life, work and special talents. Notice that I said <em>a little bit,<\/em> because the <em>entire<\/em> scope of my work, abilities and talents is so vast, it stretches to infinity and the human mind cannot comprehend it.<\/p>\n<p>Now that we\u2019ve had enough of bragging and boasting, let\u2019s move on to <em>a little bit<\/em> about:<\/p>\n<h5><strong>Patrick Carpen: What I do<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/182938\/1829377570\/construction-tools-1092495-m.jpg\" alt=\"Patrick Carpen's work\" width=\"447\" height=\"342\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To make it short I\u2019d like to say that I\u2019m a writer, teacher, linguist, poet, songwriter, audiobook narrator, businessman, manufacturer, SEO consultant, web developer&#8211;I&#8217;m constructing this website myself \ud83d\ude09 &#8211;and many other things.<\/p>\n<h5><strong>Patrick Carpen Dot Com: How To Use My\u00a0Website<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/182930\/1829296141\/signage-971448-m.jpg\" alt=\"How To Use Patrick Carpen Dot Com\" width=\"469\" height=\"217\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To unlock the treasure chest of each section of this website, please use the\u00a0<em>navigation menu<\/em>\u00a0in the\u00a0<strong>left hand column<\/strong>. You can also explore other goodies at any time by using the various links on the\u00a0<strong>top menu bar<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<h5><strong>My Future Plans for Patrick Carpen Dot Com<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/26\/252602\/future-1191863-m.jpg\" alt=\"Future Plans For Patrick Carpen Dot Com\" width=\"478\" height=\"333\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This website is a work in progress and I will be constantly updating it and putting on new content.<\/p>\n<p>Some sections are\u00a0<em>up to speed<\/em>\u00a0while others are hidden because they are still under construction. Nevertheless, I am outlining below my ever-evolving plans for this website so you can watch them unfold.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h6><strong><em>Books\u00a0Written by Patrick Carpen<\/em><\/strong><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLet us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .\u201d- John Adams &#8211; Second President of the United States.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/39\/382889\/ballpoint-pen-764999-m.jpg\" alt=\"Books Written by Patrick Carpen\" width=\"478\" height=\"521\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A special section of my website dedicated to showcasing some of the books I\u2019ve written. These may include books already published and in the world market, books currently being published and books not yet published. These may range from children\u2019s fiction and non-fiction, educational books, novels and more. I may also feature works currently in progress in this section of my website. Click here to learn more about books written by Patrick Carpen.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h6><strong><em>Books\u00a0Produced by Patrick Carpen<\/em><\/strong><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLet us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .\u201d- John Adams &#8211; Second President of the United States.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/7\/66637\/garfield-77777-m.jpg\" alt=\"Books Produced by Patrick Carpen\" width=\"472\" height=\"325\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here I will introduce you to books that I have not necessarily written myself, or all by myself, but have hired a freelance writer or writers to do it. In these cases, I most likely have played an integral part in the design, artwork, layout etc of the book. I may have contracted multiple freelancers to address various aspects of the book\u2026everything from formatting and font type, to cover artwork, editing and proofreading. Click here to learn more about books produced by Patrick Carpen.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h6><strong><em>Books\u00a0Adapted by Patrick Carpen<\/em><\/strong><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLet us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .\u201d- John Adams &#8211; Second President of the United States.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/43\/422619\/learn-english-2-1195995-m.jpg\" alt=\"Books Adapted by Patrick Carpen\" width=\"477\" height=\"362\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here you\u2019ll learn about books which were already published and which I have re-written and\/or redesigned for a different audience or age groups or to enhance the presentation of the book itself. Click here to learn more about books adapted by Patrick Carpen.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h6><em><strong>Movie Scripts Written by Patrick Carpen<\/strong><\/em><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;All The World&#8217;s A Stage &#8211; Shakespeare&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/182926\/1829259015\/clapper-board-692067-m.jpg\" alt=\"Movie Scripts by Patrick Carpen\" width=\"440\" height=\"545\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am currently working on a number of movie scripts. Here you can see excerpts and summaries of them. This section may feature scripts already turned into film as well as works in progress. Click here to read movie scripts by Patrick Carpen.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h6><em><strong>Websites Built by Patrick Carpen<\/strong><\/em><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/47\/469860\/seo-2-1287371-m.jpg\" alt=\"Websites Built by Patrick Carpen\" width=\"479\" height=\"397\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here you\u2019ll get a glimpse of some of the most stunning, amazing and useful websites I\u2019ve enriched the World Wide Web with. They include The Platinum Recipes Collection\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0which is an ongoing <em>saga<\/em> of recipes and cooking related content. Click here to learn more about websites built by Patrick Carpen.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; color: inherit;\">\n<h6 style=\"font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; color: inherit;\">The Online Shopping Mall<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/183011\/1830101242\/shopping-trolley-1-1415378-m.jpg\" alt=\"Shopping Trolley 1\" width=\"469\" height=\"418\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m presently building one of the largest shopping malls in the history of the internet. Patrick Carpen&#8217;s Online Superstore will stock everything from a pin to an anchor at rock bottom prices &#8211; with tools and features that will make your shopping experience a breeze. The Online Shopping Mall will be bigger than Ebay, Amazon and any other Ecommerce store combined. Comparing products has never been easier. Seeing all your brands in one place has never been easier, and selecting the item that&#8217;s right for you, at a price that will put a smile on your face, has never been easier either. Coming Soon.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; color: inherit;\">\n<h6 style=\"font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; color: inherit;\"><em style=\"font-weight: inherit; font-style: italic; color: inherit;\"><strong style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: inherit; color: inherit;\">Websites Recommended\u00a0by Patrick Carpen<\/strong><\/em><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There are too many websites on the internet, and that&#8217;s a fact. I&#8217;ll take the time to sift the wheat away from the chaff. Here I&#8217;ll introduce to the absolutely <em>best of the best<\/em> websites because of quality of products, price of products, innovation, usefulness, usability, customer-service orientation and all of the above. You&#8217;ll benefit for years of research and get straight to the point when finding what you are really looking for.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h6><em><strong>Business Projects by Patrick Carpen<\/strong><\/em><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The Sky Is NOT The Limit.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freeimages.com\/assets\/41\/405685\/open-sky-two-1426373-m.jpg\" alt=\"Business Projects by Patrick Carpen\" width=\"459\" height=\"372\" \/>I am presently spearheading the constructions of bridges, roads, schools, factories and hotels internationally. Here you will\u00a0get a sneak-peak into my business and industrial plans or delve in and learn how you can contribute, whether as a volunteer, professional, laborer, partner or investor. Click here to learn more about business projects by Patrick Carpen.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to email me or connect with me on Facebook by clicking the <strong>Contact<\/strong> button above. I would be happy to hear from you!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Reading!<\/p>\n<p>Patrick Carpen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This page was last updated on the 20th of August, 2015 by Patrick Carpen. 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