{"id":86,"date":"2017-09-17T12:09:24","date_gmt":"2017-09-17T12:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/?page_id=86"},"modified":"2019-09-08T04:32:53","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T04:32:53","slug":"the-ching-wang-ning-hang","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/the-ching-wang-ning-hang\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ching Wang Ning Hang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last updated: September 8, 2019 at 4:32 am<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Photo by FirmBee\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/09\/ef36b90c20f01c3e81584d04ee44408be272e2d01fb1194394f3_640_mobile-phone.jpg?w=678\" alt=\"mobile phone photo\" \/>In light of recent complaints by <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/the-united-states-of-america\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">US<\/a> diplomats that &#8220;China needs to stop approximating the technology of <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/the-united-states-of-america\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the United States<\/a>,&#8221; China has released its rival to Apple&#8217;s latest Iphone. 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