{"id":285,"date":"2020-08-10T23:44:02","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T23:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/?page_id=285"},"modified":"2020-08-10T23:44:06","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T23:44:06","slug":"what-did-the-dildo-seller-say-to-his-client","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/what-did-the-dildo-seller-say-to-his-client\/","title":{"rendered":"What did the Dildo Seller Say to His Client?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2020\/08\/thank-you-payment.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-286\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2020\/08\/thank-you-payment.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2020\/08\/thank-you-payment.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2020\/08\/thank-you-payment.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2020\/08\/thank-you-payment.jpg?resize=144%2C144&amp;ssl=1 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did the dildo seller say to his client? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you for your payment. 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