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\"airplane<\/p>\n\n\n

An atheist was sitting next to a little girl on a long flight. He \nturned to the child and said, “this flight is boring, let’s have a \nconversation to keep it lively.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“So what do you want to talk about?” asked the little girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“How about heaven, God and what happens after you die?” said the atheist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Let me ask you a question,” said the little girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“OK,” said the atheist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Well,” said the little girl. “Cows, goats and horses all eat the same grass, but they excrete in different shapes. Why do you think that is?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The atheist thought for a while, then replied. “I don’t know.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The little girl replied, “so what makes you think you’re qualified to talk about heaven, God and what happens after you die…if you don’t know shit?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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