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If you can tell the truth like a lawyer, you won’t see a need to lie.<\/p>\nIf you can tell the truth like a lawyer, you won’t see a need to lie.<\/p>\n
Here is one example.<\/p>\n
A laywer saw an amazing apartment to rent for a great price. The apartment was located very close to the sea with access to a beautiful swimming pool. He really loved and wanted to live there.<\/p>\n
There was one problem. There was a stipulation that the tenant should not have more than 2 children. The lawyer had twelve children.<\/p>\n
The lawyer applied for the apartment and was called for an interview. He set out at 10 AM on Monday morning.<\/p>\n
But before he did, he told his wife to take 11 children and go put some flowers on his great grandfather’s grave in the nearby cemetery.<\/p>\n
He took one child with him to meet the landlord. The landlord asked the lawyer how many children he had.<\/p>\n
“Twelve,” the lawyer answered.<\/p>\n
“And where are the other eleven?” asked the landlord.<\/p>\n
The lawyer bent his head down sadly and responded, “Well, they’re in the cemetery with their mother.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"