{"id":197,"date":"2018-06-10T03:47:42","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T03:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/?page_id=197"},"modified":"2018-06-10T03:59:25","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T03:59:25","slug":"senior-marriage-proposal","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/senior-marriage-proposal\/","title":{"rendered":"Senior Marriage Proposal"},"content":{"rendered":"Last updated: June 10, 2018 at 3:59 am\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Photo by PIRO4D\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2018\/06\/e832b30e2ef5083ecd0b470de7444e90fe76e7d711b7114394f1c5_640_marriage.jpg?w=678\" alt=\"marriage photo\" \/>Loui and Rose lived in a retirement community, he is a widower and she is a widow. They had known each other for a number of years.<\/p>\n<p>One evening there was a community supper in the big Activity Center. The two had the same table across from each other.<\/p>\n<p>As the meal went on Louie took a few admiring glances at Rose and finally gathered the courage to ask her, &#8220;Will you marry me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, &#8220;Yes! Yes I will!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The meal ended, and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, Louie was troubled. Did she say &#8220;yes&#8221; or did she say &#8220;no&#8221;? He couldn&#8217;t remember. Try as he might, he just could not remember. Not even a faint memory.<\/p>\n<p>With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called Rose. First, he explained that he didn&#8217;t remember as well as he used to.<\/p>\n<p>Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. And he gained a little more courage and he inquired, &#8220;When I asked you to marry me, did you say &#8216;yes&#8217; or did you say &#8216;no&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He was delighted to hear Rose say, &#8220;Why, I said &#8216;yes! yes I will&#8217; and I meant it with all my heart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then she continued, &#8220;I am so glad that you called&#8230;because I couldn&#8217;t remember who had asked me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Important Notice<\/strong>: Someone forwarded me this joke via Whatsapp Video. I am not sure of the source, but I thought it is worth writing down. If it infringes anyone&#8217;s copyright, please contact me and I will remove it or link to your website at your request.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loui and Rose lived in a retirement community, he is a widower and she is a widow. They had known each other for a number of years. 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