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Dad<\/strong>: Well, God made Adam and Eve, and they had babies. They babies grew up and had babies and so forth….<\/p>\n

Boy goes to mom while she was doing the dishes and asks the same question.<\/p>\n

Mom<\/strong>: Well first we were apes, then over millions of years, we evolved into humans.<\/p>\n

Boy runs back to his dad.<\/p>\n

Boy<\/strong>: Dad, I just spoke to mom. You lied to me!<\/p>\n

Dad<\/strong>: No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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