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On a flight bound to John F. Kenny International Airport, from Cheddi Jagan International Airport, Georgetown, Guyana, the captain came on air and started speaking:<\/p>\nOn a flight bound to John F. Kenny International Airport, from Cheddi Jagan International Airport, Georgetown, Guyana, the captain came on air and started speaking:<\/p>\n
Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking, and I want to welcome you to Flight 22\u00a0bound\u00a0for JFK.<\/p>\n
Our flight time today is 6 hours and 14 minutes, and we will be flying at an average altitude of 29,000 feet. The local time in New York is a quarter to eight (8:45), and the current weather is sunny, but there is a chance of rain later in the day. We will be arriving at Gate 18, and we will be\u00a0announcing connecting flights on our approach to the JFK airport.<\/p>\n
On behalf of New York Airlines and the crew, I want to wish you an enjoyable stay in the New York area or at your final destination. Sit back and enjoy the flight.<\/p>\n
Forgetting to unswitch the Public Address System the captain then said to the co-pilot: you fly this plane, I’m going to use the washroom and then go have sex with the air hostess.<\/p>\n
At that time, some of the passengers gasped in astonishment, some appeared dumbfounded while others burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
The air hostess was at the time serving a cup of coffee. She dropped her jug and tray and started running to the cockpit to inform the captain of what was happening.<\/p>\n
But, as she was running, there was an old Guyanese woman sitting with her foot scattered out on the aisle. The air hostess tripped on it and fell down. The old lady said to her, “betty, wa yuh run fa? He gatta go sh*t fuss.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"