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\"mangoThe Guyana Juice Manufacturers Association at Farm, East Bank Demerara is looking for suitably qualified persons to fill the positions of Mango Peelers at their East Bank Productions Factories.<\/p>\n

In an effort to reduce CO2 emissions, in accordance with the President’s Low Carbon and Green Economy Policy, the factory will not engage the use of industrial machines in peeling its average of 700 tons of mangoes daily. Instead, it will use manual labor, therefore providing employment for thousands of citizens.<\/p>\n

Requirements:<\/p>\n

Must be between the ages of 18-35
\nMust have strong teeth
\nMust be able to work shift.
\nMust have a strong desire to suck seed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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