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Many people consider it a dirty habit to pick your nose in public, but science proves that it can boost your immune system.<\/p><\/div>\n

A young man got into a taxi on the way to Boa Vista and sat next to another young man. After a few minutes, the young man next to him started digging his nose. He looked at the young man in disdain, thinking, “what a dirty fellow is this!”<\/p>\n

He shifted far to the other side of the seat.<\/p>\n

Upon exiting the vehicle, he said to the young man who was digging his nose, “hey you dirty fellow, what kind of upbringing did you have? Don’t dig your nose in public.”<\/p>\n

The young man smiled and replied, “at least I got your ugly face to move far away from me.”<\/p>\n

Moral: Be careful before judging people because people do things for varying reasons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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