{"id":119,"date":"2017-12-07T22:49:29","date_gmt":"2017-12-07T22:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/?page_id=119"},"modified":"2017-12-07T23:35:27","modified_gmt":"2017-12-07T23:35:27","slug":"only-one-foot","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/only-one-foot\/","title":{"rendered":"Only One Foot!"},"content":{"rendered":"Last updated: December 7, 2017 at 23:35 pm\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Photo by rawpixel\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/12\/e83cb90a20f1093ecd0b470de7444e90fe76e7d41bb719479df8c4_640_foot.jpg?w=678\" alt=\"foot photo\" \/>A rich man from <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/the-united-states-of-america\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the United States<\/a> went in search of a foreign bride. He soon found a beautiful young woman from a less developed country, who was very happy to marry him. The bride and her family were very excited, and the wedding date was soon fixed.<\/p>\n<p>After the ceremony, everyone was extremely happy, and the groom took his bride to live with him in <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/the-united-states-of-america\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the United States.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What they didn&#8217;t know was that the man had only one foot! The other one was a prosthetic limb. One romantic evening, as the man took his newly-wed wife to bed, they both undressed. The man then proceeded to remove his prosthetic limb in preparation for intimacy.<\/p>\n<p>The young woman was shocked. She didn&#8217;t expect that! She asked for an excuse and went out of the room. Quickly, she picked up the phone and dialed her mother back home.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mom,&#8221; she uttered in dismay, &#8220;the man only has one foot!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mother was confused, having seen the man walking perfectly with two feet. 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