{"id":101,"date":"2017-11-25T10:28:46","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T10:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/?page_id=101"},"modified":"2017-11-26T22:09:11","modified_gmt":"2017-11-26T22:09:11","slug":"without-let-or-hindrance","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/without-let-or-hindrance\/","title":{"rendered":"Without Let or Hindrance"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_109\" style=\"width: 1737px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-109\" class=\"size-full wp-image-109\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/guyana-passport-e1511700493445.jpg?resize=678%2C1206\" alt=\"\" width=\"678\" height=\"1206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/guyana-passport-e1511700493445.jpg?w=1727&amp;ssl=1 1727w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/guyana-passport-e1511700493445.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/guyana-passport-e1511700493445.jpg?resize=768%2C1366&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/guyana-passport-e1511700493445.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/guyana-passport-e1511700493445.jpg?w=1356&amp;ssl=1 1356w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-109\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">An inside shot of the Guyanese Passport.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patrickcarpen.com\/guyana\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Guyanese<\/a> man traveled to <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/the-united-states-of-america\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the United States.<\/a> At the entry point, he was detained by government officials and police who requested to see his VISA.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I do not have a VISA,&#8221; replied the man. &#8220;But the President of <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/guyana\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Guyana<\/a> said that you must let me pass freely. Also, I need a villa in front of the ocean, a job that pays at least 5000 USD per month and my own personal security.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The officials started to laugh a little, looking confused. &#8220;And why should we give you all those things?&#8221; they stammered. &#8220;When did your president say that and on what grounds?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man pulled out his passport in anger and opened the front page. &#8220;Which school did you go to?&#8221; he shouted. &#8220;I went to the University of Guyana! Look! Skin your big eyes and read here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It read:<\/p>\n<p>These are to request and require in the name of the President of <a href=\"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/guyana\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the Republic of Guyana<\/a> all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hindrance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_110\" style=\"width: 3082px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-110\" class=\"size-full wp-image-110\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?resize=678%2C381\" alt=\"\" width=\"678\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?w=3072&amp;ssl=1 3072w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?w=1356&amp;ssl=1 1356w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/43\/2017\/11\/without-let-or-hindrance.jpg?w=2034&amp;ssl=1 2034w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-110\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">See for yourself!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><em>The above is an original joke created and copyrighted by Patrick Carpen. 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