{"id":10,"date":"2014-03-10T00:37:32","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T00:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/?page_id=10"},"modified":"2020-09-25T21:01:04","modified_gmt":"2020-09-25T21:01:04","slug":"welcome","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Humour, Jokes and Funny Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you haven&#8217;t already done so, please go over and like our Facebook Page:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/funjokeshumor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/funjokeshumor<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wprss_ajax\" data-id=\"rssa321f15676\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-rss-retriever\/inc\/imgs\/ajax-loader.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Loading RSS Feed\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\"><\/div>\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-categories-list wp-block-categories-taxonomy-category wp-block-categories\">\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-17\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/all-jokes\/\">All Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-12\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/balgobin-singh-jokes\/\">Balgobin Singh Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-5\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/chinese-jokes\/\">Chinese Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-10\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/dirty-jokes\/\">Dirty Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-14\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/family-jokes\/\">Family Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-9\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/guyanese-jokes\/\">Guyanese Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-16\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/legal-jokes\/\">Legal Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-13\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/news-jokes\/\">News Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-7\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/patrick-carpen-jokes\/\">Patrick Carpen Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-11\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/satirical-jokes\/\">Satirical Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-15\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/senior-jokes\/\">Senior Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-6\"><a href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/humour\/blog\/category\/technology-jokes\/\">Technology Jokes<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Humour is any depiction, narrative, story etc, which is intended mainly to provoke laughter and amusement. The Americans spell it &#8220;humor&#8221; and the British spell it &#8220;humour,&#8221; and that&#8217;s another story altogether. I chose the British spelling because I was educated primarily in a former British territory &#8211; even though I have more American influence. Nevertheless, both spellings are equally acceptable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Humour is important to human life; there is evidence that God does have a sense of humour. When King David, the legendary biblical king was under enemy attack, he wrote in his Psalms, &#8220;The Lord shall have them in derision; He who sits in the most high shall laugh.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, from all appearances, it would appear that God does laugh at the plans of men from time to time &#8211; especially if those plans are not in keeping with God&#8217;s will, as it says in bible &#8220;why do the heathen rage&#8230;and the people imagine a vain thing?&#8221; I know what you&#8217;re thinking: enough preaching!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coming back to the point, we&#8217;re here to get you laughing, at serious matters and not so serious matters as well, at clean stories and dirty jokes, so click a link on your left to get started. Oops! 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