{"id":1049,"date":"2018-12-01T18:35:28","date_gmt":"2018-12-01T18:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/general\/?page_id=1049"},"modified":"2018-12-01T18:40:53","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T18:40:53","slug":"how-childish-is-the-theory-of-evolution","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/general\/religion\/how-childish-is-the-theory-of-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"How Childish is the Theory of Evolution?"},"content":{"rendered":"Last updated: December 1, 2018 at 18:40 pm\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Photo by cocoparisienne\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/general\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2018\/12\/e836b70d20f3083ecd0b470de7444e90fe76e7d11ab7194894f6c2_640_handwriting.jpg?w=678&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"handwriting photo\" \/>The theory of evolution, which involves a &#8220;big bang&#8221; in the &#8220;beginning&#8221; and an intelligent design forming out of a completely unconscious state is so childish that it is on the level of a three-year-old &#8211; <em>says Patrick Carpen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To put it into perspective, let me tell you a little story. When I was three years old, my dad and three uncles were all university lecturers and writers. Sometimes, I would pick up my dad&#8217;s notebooks and look at the pages and pages of beautiful cursive handwriting and wonder what was written there. The words had a pattern and form, and even though I could not read it at that time, I knew it told a story and made sense.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to write stories like that, so I would take a pen and paper and make lines and markings hoping it would make sense and tell a story. Then I would give it to my dad and ask him if it made sense. But it never did. All that was produced, no matter how many times I tried, was a bunch of meaningless scribbles all over the paper.<\/p>\n<p>Then one day, I found an old notebook left by one of my uncles in the bottom drawer of the chest of drawers. It had pages and pages of the same beautiful cursive handwriting. I picked it up and ran to my dad and gave it to them. &#8220;Dad,&#8221; I said, &#8220;Look, I was just scribbling, please see if it makes sense and tells a story.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My dad took the book, looked at it, looked at me, smiled, and said with utmost certainty, &#8220;no, you couldn&#8217;t have written this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His confidence in saying that made me realize that I couldn&#8217;t insist further.<\/p>\n<p>Looking back at it now, I realize how childish it was to think that &#8220;random and accidental&#8221; markings on a paper would tell an intelligent story. But I had consciousness, and a little intelligence too! Yet, I couldn&#8217;t have designed something intelligent by accident even if I tried.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s just how childish the theory of evolution is! To think that a bunch of matter, with no consciousness, moving about randomly, would accidentally collide into each other and form the intelligent design we see in life today &#8211; that&#8217;s on the level of a three-year old &#8211; or worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The theory of evolution, which involves a &#8220;big bang&#8221; in the &#8220;beginning&#8221; and an intelligent design forming out of a completely unconscious state is so childish that it is on <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/general\/religion\/how-childish-is-the-theory-of-evolution\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":771,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,16,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1049","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","category-our-world","category-personal-experiences","category-religion"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>How Childish is the Theory of Evolution? 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