{"id":78,"date":"2014-12-17T12:34:47","date_gmt":"2014-12-17T12:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/books-written\/?page_id=78"},"modified":"2014-12-17T12:40:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-17T12:40:02","slug":"little-boy-wouldnt-eat","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/books-written\/childrens-fiction\/little-boy-wouldnt-eat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Little Boy Who Wouldn&#8217;t Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was once a little boy who didn&#8217;t eat. He hated breakfast time, lunch time, and dinner time. In the morning, he would drink a little bit of tea and run away.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Jack!&#8217;\u00a0 his mother called. &#8216;You have to eat your breakfast. Come here and eat your breakfast. See the bread, see the milk, see the poached eggs&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No!&#8217; shouted Jack. &#8216;If I eat those things I will become as fat as Uncle Robert! And I don&#8217;t want to be as fat as Uncle Robert!&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You will not become as fat as uncle Robert&#8217; said his mother. &#8216;You will become as strong as your dad&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I am already as strong as my dad!&#8217; said Jack, pulling up his sleeves and flexing his little muscles. &#8216;See how much muscles I have!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>His mother sighed and bent her head. She didn&#8217;t know what to do. How can she make her little boy eat his food?<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Whip him&#8217; said Uncle Harry, the shop owner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Ban him from television&#8217; said his teacher.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Don&#8217;t take him to the movies&#8217; said Uncle George.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Take away his video games,&#8217; said his sister.<\/p>\n<p>But the little boy&#8217;s mother didn&#8217;t want to do these things. She called Jack&#8217;s grandmother. &#8216;Your grandson wouldn&#8217;t eat his food.&#8217; she complained. &#8216;He doesn&#8217;t eat dinner, he doesn&#8217;t eat breakfast, he doesn&#8217;t eat lunch.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Whoa!&#8217; exclaimed the grandmother. &#8216;That is very bad!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What shall we do?&#8217; cried Jack&#8217;s mother?<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Take him to the doctor!&#8217; said Jack&#8217;s grandmother.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;OK&#8217; said the mother.<\/p>\n<p>So the next morning Jack&#8217;s mother woke and went to Jack&#8217;s room. &#8216;Jack,&#8217; she whispered. &#8216;Get ready son, we are going for a walk in the town. We will buy candies and ice cream and all things nice.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Candies and ice cream!&#8217; said Jack &#8216;That sounds like fun! But remember, not too much or I will become like uncle Robert.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Not too much&#8217; said his mother. &#8216;but hurry up, it is getting late.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Jack took a shower, brushed his teeth, and put on his favorite clothes.<\/p>\n<p>He went to the kitchen and picked up a small cup, poured some tea and sipped it slowly.<\/p>\n<p>His mother sighed. &#8216;Don&#8217;t you want the bread jack? Don&#8217;t you want the butter? Don&#8217;t you want the eggs?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No!&#8217; cried Jack. &#8216;Too much of bread and milk will make me as fat as Uncle Robert. And I don&#8217;t want to be as fat as Uncle Robert!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Jack&#8217;s mother sighed again. She was very worried. She took Jack to the city and bought some books for Jack. Then she bought a Robot for Jack. Then she bought some ice cream and candies for Jack. 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Look at my muscles!&#8217; And Jack rolled up his sleeves and flexed his little muscles.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor looked into Jack&#8217;s eyes, tested Jack&#8217;s heart and lungs, looked at Jack&#8217;s tongue, looked into Jack&#8217;s mouth, felt Jack&#8217;s pulse.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;This is a very healthy boy&#8217; said the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Then he put Jack on the scale and weighed Jack. &#8216;But he is two pounds lighter than he should be.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;See&#8217; said Jack&#8217;s mother to Jack.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No&#8217; said Jack. &#8216;I don&#8217;t want to be as fat as Uncle Robert.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Come here&#8217; said the doctor. &#8216;Let me tell you a story.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor told Jack the story about the &#8216;Hunger Wolf&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The hunger wolf eats little children who don&#8217;t eat their food&#8217; said the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The hunger wolf can&#8217;t eat me!&#8217; cried Jack.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Not if you eat your food&#8217; said the doctor. &#8216;Go home and eat your lunch, and eat your dinner or the hunger wolf will come for you&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Jack laughed. &#8216;You are so silly. There is no hunger wolf in Mato Grosso&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You&#8217;ll see&#8217; said the doctor. &#8216;I only pray he doesn&#8217;t eat you.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Jack was only a little scared. He didn&#8217;t believe in the hunger wolf. &#8216;There is no such thing as a hunger wolf&#8217; he thought.<\/p>\n<p>When Jack went home that day, he still didn&#8217;t eat his dinner. &#8216;I&#8217;ll just drink some lemonade&#8217; he said. &#8216;And eat a few biscuits.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Jack&#8217;s mother was very worried. Jack went to bed early that night. He was feeling tired. He didn&#8217;t understand why he felt so tired today. He would usually read, play video games, and watch television until 10 O clock. But tonight he was exhausted. Jack landed in bed and soon fell asleep.<\/p>\n<p>That night Jack had a horrible dream. He dreamed that he and his friends went into the woods to play. Suddenly his friends dissappeared and Jack was all alone. 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