{"id":483,"date":"2017-11-25T17:40:53","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T17:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/books-written\/?page_id=483"},"modified":"2017-11-25T17:40:53","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T17:40:53","slug":"100-jokes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patrickcarpen.com\/books-written\/100-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"100 Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"Last updated: November 25, 2017 at 17:40 pm\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Photo by mary1826\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/patrickcarpen.com\/books-written\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2017\/11\/eb35b90e2ef3073ecd0b470de7444e90fe76e7d418b7124096f7c7_640_laugh.jpg?w=678\" alt=\"laugh photo\" \/>I&#8217;m presently working on a book called &#8220;100 Jokes That Will Make Your Laugh &#8211; Literally.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After that I will release volume 2, 3, 4 up to 100.<\/p>\n<p>So you can laugh until you die&#8230;.hahaha.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for updates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m presently working on a book called &#8220;100 Jokes That Will Make Your Laugh &#8211; Literally.&#8221; After that I will release volume 2, 3, 4 up to 100. 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