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The Humans Believe They Are the Most Intelligent Species

For some hilarious reason or the other, the humans believe that they are superior to all other humans on earth. I don’t why the humans believe this, but it is Continue Reading →

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The Humans Like to Share Their Beliefs

If it is one thing that I have learned from walking among the humans is that the humans like to share their religious beliefs. If you meet a religious human, Continue Reading →

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The Humans Believe They Are Chosen

The humans have divided themselves up into different religions and races, and it appears that they humans like to think of themselves as the “chosen ones” of the supreme creator Continue Reading →

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The Humans Believe in Heaven and Hell

Most humans have a belief system called “religion.” Learn More: The Humans Have Different Religions Most of these religions teach that there is a place called “heaven” where the souls Continue Reading →

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100 Jokes

I’m presently working on a book called “100 Jokes That Will Make Your Laugh – Literally.” After that I will release volume 2, 3, 4 up to 100. So you Continue Reading →

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The Humans Are Divided Into Different Races

The humans are divided into different races or ethnic groups and these different races usually cluster together into particular places of the earth. Although the humans are basically similar, in Continue Reading →

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From Across the Network

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  • 100 Jokes
  • A Journey to the Center of Brazil
  • Aprenda Inglês com Patrick Carpen
  • Children’s Fiction
    • Angela’s Lost Turtle
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    • Fat Boy Comes To Town
    • Renan – The Handsome Bully
    • The Golden Planet
    • The Little Boy Who Wouldn’t Eat
    • The Little Boy Who Wouldn’t Read
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  • Contents
  • My Book of Countries
  • Organic Gardening For Life
    • Rescuing the Boulanger Plant
  • Robert Goes Vegetable Shopping
  • Splitting The Atom: The Human Will To Stay Alive
  • The Humans Believe They Are Chosen
  • The Humans: A Report by Patrick Carpen – Introduction
    • The Humans Are Divided Into Different Races
    • The Humans are Generally Ungrateful
    • The Humans Are Good And Evil
    • The Humans Are Similar to Animals
    • The Humans Are Stupid
    • The Humans Attend Schools
    • The Humans Believe in God
    • The Humans Believe They Are the Most Intelligent Species
    • The Humans Dance
    • The Humans Die
    • The Humans Dream
    • The Humans Drink
    • The Humans Drive Cars
    • The Humans Fight Wars
    • The Humans Fight Wars
    • The Humans Group Themselves
    • The Humans Have Emotions
    • The Humans have Pets
    • The Humans Live in Countries
    • The Humans Make Mistakes
    • The Humans Make Movies
    • The Humans Play Games
    • The Humans Practice Different Religions
      • The Humans Believe in Heaven and Hell
      • The Humans Like to Share Their Beliefs
    • The Humans React to Emotions
    • The Humans Self Destruct
    • The Humans Smoke Cigarettes
    • The Humans Speak Different Languages
  • The Marketer’s Paradise
  • The Silfians: An Introduction
    • My First Encounter With The Silfian
    • The Silfian Crocodiles
    • The Silfians Are Immortal
    • The Silfians Rule From Galaxy To Galaxy
  • WordPress Plugins: A Beginner’s Guide
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