Emails of the Twenty First Century

email photoThings are becoming more and more “electronically prone” every day we wake up in the 21st century. In fact, this morning when I awoke, I phoned my friend from the US and asked him to email me some batteries for my phone. Then I downloaded them unto my computer, extracted them using a USB device and put them in…just kidding.

OK, I admit there is thin line between being funny and being crazy, and trust me, I know where to draw the line.

But the idiots who send messages to my inbox everyday seem to be sitting on the other side of the fence. I’ll give you some examples.

Everyday, for the last three months, I’ve been receiving an email with the following subject line:

Patrick, last chance before we PURGE you from our system.

In the email, MARK offers me an incredible business opportunity. Well if you’re going to purge me off the system, Mark, please don’t give me too many “last chances.”

I received an email this morning with subject line:

Get back to us urgently

When I opened the email, it read:

You interested in getting laid without any hassle or small talk? Jenny just sent you a booty call invite.

Click to accept Jenny26’s booty call

Well I thought that was funny.

Did you click to accept Jenny’s booty call today?

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